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General Quotes

Mission start

• Traditionally, a proper hunt includes a bugle call. Ahem. [singing] My object all sublime. I shall achieve in time.
• This should be fun. Wait, not fun, the other word.
• How hard can it be?
• Let's go murder this rare and endangered wildlife!
• [bugle sound]
• For money!
• So how do you think this will go? Blood, screaming, people being ripped limb from limb?
• Ah. Another beautiful day on Shear. That's all. No humorous commentary.
• Follow me, primates! Let's violate some warranties!
• We will find the Monster, kill it, and win. Or get eaten. 50/50, really.
• In the event of unforeseen danger, I can act as an expendable decoy to save the rest of my team. But I'd rather not.
• I came to kick ass and perform routine maintenance duties. And I'm all out of duties.

Hunt

• [singing] To let the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime!
• Four of us against one, gigantic, alien, superpowered... This sentence isn't going how I thought it would. Terrifying. That's it.

UAV

• Now to see what we can see.
• Beginning high altitude recon.
• Deploying recon UAV.
• Getting a better view.
• Going up to scan the area. Leaving body on auto-pilot.
• Deploying UAV. Which is to say, my head.

Spotting monster

• There you are.
• I see you. And now we all do.
• I found it.
• Tagged it! Convenient, isn’t it?
• It’s far away. Over there. I see it.
• Monster sighted!
• There it is! Yay!
• I see it! Hah! And Hank said a flying head was 'weird'.
• Well spotted!
• My sensors confirm the target.
• Target tagged.
• There it is.
• Good eyes, human.
• Ah there you are. Nice try, alien. Um... Other alien.
• I see it.
• Here! It’s here!

Carrion birds

• Carrion birds circling!
• It startled some birds! Let’s startle it back.
• Birds in the air! Robot stating the obvious!
• Look! Birds! Not the most useful comment, I realize, but accuracy counts for something.

Spotting tracks

• It came through here.
• We have a trail.
• More tracks!
• Tracks! They resume here.
• Tracks located.
• Tracks!
• Its tracks lead this way!
• We have tracks again.
• Ah, here they are. It's tracks continue here.
• Follow me, and we’ll soon find the monster.
• Following the glowing footprints! So convenient.
• The tracks go this way.

Tracks lost

Corpse

Spotter

Detecting Monster

Doming Monster

• You captured the monster! And really upset it!
• Target locked down! Engage!
• Success! Good work, human!
• My word, you caught the thing!
• It's trapped! And terrified. It will make mistakes. We will not!

Missing Dome

Dome coming down

• The monster is loose! And may be taunting us. I certainly would be.

Getting through the Monster's armor

• We’re through its armor! How delightful.
• Mr. Hallsey says they tend to run when their Armour is gone! We should watch for that.
• It's armor is gone! We may survive! I mean, we'll certainly survive! I think.
• Next time try bringing a robot monster!

Firing on Monster

• Opening fire!
• Whatever you were relying on me for will have to wait.
• Firing!
• Activating weapon systems!
• I've got a rocket launcher... might as well use it!
• Missile launched! Now comes the ‘fun’ part.
• Missile, missile, missile!
• Target locked down! Engage!
• Missile launched! Oh, I must thank Cabot for this attachment.
• Firing, firing, aiming, aiming.
• I must admit, this is incredibly satisfying!
• Missile launched! Why do I only have one of these? I should be made of missile launchers. I must speak to Cabot about that
• Ha-ha! I find this quite enjoyable!
• Apparently, I'm pretty good at this!
• Firing on the giant monster! This is our job! Amazing isn't it?
• Die!
• Engaging creature!
• Die, creature!
• Did anyone see that!? I’m quite proud of that!
• Target acquired! Well, sort of. It's a process, really.
• Enjoy that!
• Have a missile!
• Missile away!
• Laser guided missile, in the air!
• This is fun!
• Bam! As they say.
• Suck on that! Euphemistically-speaking.

Headshot

• I hit the target! I’m getting better at this.
• A hit! A most palpable hit!
• A bullseye! What do I win? And what do bulls have to do with it?

Goliath

Fire breath

• Ignition!
• Immolation!
• Fire!
• Maintain distance!
• Flames!
• Get back!
• Warning: Extreme heat!
• Take cover!
• Fire warning!
• Humans are fire resistant, you stupid --! Oh, apparently they're not. Nevermind!

Rock throw

• Rock!
• Run or get rocked!
• Incoming projectile!
• It's got... a rock? Wonderful.
• Rock!
• Incoming rock!
• Boulder!
• Impact warning!
• Massive projectile!
• Projectile!
• Giant boulder approaching!

Attacking

• I found the Goliath! By basically running into it!
• I'm firing on the Goliath! I'm also shouting my internal monologue! I don't know why, I just want to fit in!
• Goliath! Have a missile! They're delicious!
• Goliath engaged!
• Engaging Goliath!
• Nobody likes a bully. Opening fire!

Wraith

Abduction

• Astonishing!
• I seem to be... not where I used to be!
• What-oh! The Wraith abducted me. I see.

Spotted

• Wraith! Wraith!
• Come, creature from another dimension! We are not afraid of you! We're also excellent liars!

Attacking

• Firing on the Wraith!
• Firing on the Wraith! Wondering what it's going to do next!
• Engaging Wraith!
• I hope you like missiles, Wraith! For I have an unlimited supply!

Kraken

Lightning strike

• Lightning! Devastating, circuit frying, lightning!
• Move! Save your circuits!
• Lightning strike incoming!
• Lightning bolt!
• Lightning! Lightning!
• Bolt incoming!
• Lightning! Move!
• Get out of the area!
• Massive electrical build-up in area!
• Electrical build-up!
• Lightning!

Spotted

• Lightning monster! Open fire!
• Kraken engaged! Not looking forward to this!
• Firing on the highly charged monster!
• Kraken engaged! If I short circuit, you know why!
• Kraken, you won't like this! I hope!

Monster evolving

Stage two

• It staged up. It's adept at adaptation.
• Oh, wonderful. The Monster is Stage 2 now.
• Hm. It certainly enjoys bragging. It seems to be telling us it's stage two. I wonder why.
• Don't panic! It's merely a fair fight!
• Warning. Target is now stage two.

Stage three

• Don't worry, it's only stage two! Wait, it's stage three? We're doomed!

Carnivorous Plant

• There’s a carnivorous plant here!
• Ah yes, one of those plants that look like a giant anus!
• Oh, right! The 'man' eating plant. I forgot.
• Plant! One of the nasty ones, obviously. I don’t normally get excited by flora.
• Would someone like to step on it? I confess it brings me great joy to watch.
• Ah, a man eating plant. And a robot eating plant, if given the chance. They’re very ambitious.

Caught

Blitzleopard

• Blitzleopard on me!
• Assistance!
• Help, please!
• Get off me, you confused cat-thing!
• Can't you see I'm not food?
  • [Saved] Much appreciated.
    • Thank you. Blitzleopard's aren't very... discriminating, as it turns out.
    • I have decided I do not like Blitzleopard's, or Blitz-anything, really.
    • Thank you.
    • I don't understand why they think they can eat me.

Carnivorous plant

• Ah! A plant has me!
• Assistance, please!
• I'm covered in sap and digestive juices!
  • [Saved] Many thanks.
    • It's just that I didn't think that it would eat me, is the thing.
    • I apologize for the inconvenience.
    • This is what I get for leaving my body on autopilot.
    • Ugh, how... organic.

Megamouth

• [Saved] How very... messy.
  • That was... exhilarating!
  • Thank you! That was unpleasant.
  • I think the Megamouth realigned my hydraulics. I'm sure that wasn't its intent.
  • They are persistent. You must give them credit.

Tyrant

• [Saved] Thank you! Tyrants are... tyrannical.
  • It tried to eat me! The Tyrant tried to eat me! I didn't enjoy it!
  • I understand now why we call it a Tyrant.
  • I shouldn't have been going in the water, anyway.
  • Organics can be so touchy. I blame all that chemistry.

Monster

• I found it! It's on top of me!
• Get off of me! I'm already a heavily abused piece of machinery!
• Well, it's your own fault for being so delicious.
• That was... interesting to watch.
• Why are you eating me? Did someone replace my lubricant with bacon grease again?
• I require assistance!
• Relief would be most appreciated!
• Please aid me!
  • [Saved] Thank you.
    • I drew it out of hiding.
    • Thanks. Now attack!
    • How did it sneak up on me?

Spotting wildlife

• Megamouth! If we had one thousand, twenty three more, we’d have a gigamouth!
  • Megamouth detected.
  • Alert! Megamouth! Huh, I actually said "alert", that is some very old programming.
• Trapjaws detected.
  • Visual on Trapjaws.
• Blitzleopard here!
  • Ah, the glowing blitzleopard tail. Nice of them to light up for us.
• Reaver detected.
  • Visual on Reaver.
  • Reaver located. Be very careful.
• Crowbill! Please avoid it!
  • Very large sloth thing here!
• Ah, the glowing tendrils of a mammoth bird. Lovely.
  • Very, very, large land bird located.
    • Lightning bird!
      • I don’t know, it’s large. But is it really ‘mammoth’?
        • Mammoth bird! It packs quite a lot of amps, be careful.

• Steamadon detected.
  • Keep distance from the Steamadon.

• Nomad detected.
• Ah! A dune beetle!
  • Oh yes, a dune beetle. Terrifying, lethal, like everything else here.
• Executing hostile wildlife!
• Die, creature!
• Dealing with a threat!
• Just a moment-eliminating a threat.
• Trouble here. Handling it.
• You'll never survive as a species if you insist on acting like this!
• Threat detected.
• Hazard.
• Danger.
• Careful!
• Danger detected.

Albino

• High value wildlife located!
• I found a beautiful genetic mutation. Let’s kill it!
• Firing on the mutant!
• Firing on the albino!
• Eliminating albino!
• Exterminating rare wildlife!
• This mutant wildlife would provide a good profit.
• Neutralizing albino!
• Firing on the albino! Really, with coloration like that, natural predation would have killed you anyway.

Saving teammate

• Time for thanks later!
• Fight now, thank later!
• Leave my friend alone!
• Back off, Monster!
• You make excellent bait, teammate!

Saved by teammate

• I don't understand why that happened.
• That was remarkably unpleasant.
• I think Abe covered me in barbecue sauce again.
• They keep trying to eat me. Why do they do that?
• Organics are simply the worst. Local bipeds exempted, of course.

Teammate getting headshot

• You are effective! Congratulations!
• Wonderful! Again!

Reviving teammate

• Hello, injured monkey. Oh, it’s you!
• Congratulations. There's a very slim chance you'll survive this.
• We need you, human!
• I am being helpful!
• Rescue initiated! I mean, get up!
• Back into the fight!
• You are being revived.
• The skirmish continues!
• [Out of combat] If I have to walk around like a biped, so do you.
  • You look like you are in pain. Possibly later you could describe this sensation to me.
  • I'd join you if I could, but Cabot would dock my pay.
  • Oh, I see you're on your ass again. Typical.
  • Come on. You're missing all the fun!

Hunter specific

• [Abe] Abe! Stand up now!
  • Mr. Presley! What a surprise to find you here.
• [Bucket] This is most unusual.
• [Cabot] Marshal! We need you!
  • Come, Marshal. We're still on duty.
• [Caira] Caira, up!
  • Please recover, Caira. Your expertise is still needed.
• [Griffin] Griffin, get up!
  • Here you go, Mr. Halsey.
• [Hank] I've got you, Hank!
  • Please refrain from dying, Hank. I would hate to lose my favourite mechanic.
• [Lazarus] Mr. Živkovic! They need you-we need you!
  • Lazarus... arise!
  • Please arise, Mr. Živkovic.
• [Maggie] Maggie, no time to die!
  • You can't die, Maggie. Who would stop Daisy from weeing on me?
• [Val] On your feet, commander.
  • On your feet, Val. Can't let the rest of these people get themselves killed, can we?

Teammate death

Assault

• We need another Assault specialist!
• Well, there goes our Assault.
• We're going to need a new Assault, human.
• We lost our Assault! You're all going to die! Uh, *we're* all going to die! Sorry.
• We've lost our Assault!
• Our Assault was terminated!
• Assault is down!

Hunter specific death

• [Abe] Mr. Presley's vital readings have failed. I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Presley's consciousness appears to have shut off.
  • Oh no! Abe is... gone.
  • Abe's gone. Huh.
  • Abe died like he lived. Loudly.
  • We have lost Abe!
  • Abe is down!
  • Abe has fallen!
• [Caira] We've lost Caira!
  • Caira has been lost! I'm sorry, everyone.
  • Caira is gone! Aw.
  • Caira! Oh... one of the few people I enjoyed talking to.
  • Caira is gone! Pity. I don't think you probably appreciated her intellect.
  • Caira has fallen!
  • Caira is down.
  • We've lost Caira!
• [Griffin] We've lost Griffin!
  • Griffin is gone!
  • We've lost the famous Mr. Halsey!
  • I am sorry to report the loss of Mr. Halsey! My condolences.
  • Griffin has left us!
  • Griffin is no longer with us!
• [Parnell] I regret to inform you of James Parnell's passing.

When being healed

• Repaired.
• Success! Good work, human.
• Spectacular! I'm frankly surprised!
• Come on, come on, repair already!
• You are effective! Congratulations!
• Restoration underway.
• Repairing now.
• Repairing! Under fire!

Two remaining

• This isn't working! We're doomed!
• Is this our new strategy? Run in terror so the monster concludes we're too DUMB to eat?
• Collective death approaching!
• We can still achieve victory! I am maintaining a positive outlook! For morale purposes!

When fallen

• Hardware failure!
• Help!
• Chassis emergency!
• Oh dear. I seem to be broken.
• Mechanic! I mean... medic!
• System shutdown!
• Can somebody reinstall my basic motor functions?
• Resuscitation, please!
• It's really not my fault, I didn't pick the HuangCorp drone chassis.
• Assistance, please!
• Down I go!
• Damned unreliable chassis!
• Repair me!
• Emergency!
• Pain buffer overflow!
• Emergency reboot.
• Backing up mind state. Just in case.
• This is rather embarrassing.
• Hello? Anyone? I'm wounded. And cold. And... lonely.

Sole Survivor

• The humans are gone. Send more robots.
• I must stay online until my team arrives.
• Well fuck.
• No humans for miles. [sighs happily]

Team buffs

Cloak

• Cloak active.
• Cloaking nearby allies.
• Cloaking nearby teammates.
• Cloaking field active.
• Cloak is up. Unless you see in infrared, or radio waves.
• Cloak is up. It can't see you. It can smell you, though, Hyde.
• Cloak is up!
• Allies cloaked for tactical advantage.
• Cloaking. You may experience slight disorientation.
• Cloaking.
• Cloak is up! Please remember that it does not mute your voice... unfortunately.
• Stay near me!

Sentry turret

• Sentry guns out!
• Executing sentry gun program!
• Sentry guns, online!
• Placing sentry guns.
• Sentry guns, out and online!

Relay

• The relay requires defense!
• Protect that poor, innocent power relay!

Laurie-Anne

• Ah! Another beautiful day on Shear...
  • That's all. No humorous commentary.

Legacy

The following quotes only exist in the Legacy version of Evolve.

Win/Lose conditions

Medbay condition

• There's a medbay here! Should work on this chassis.
• Medbay!
• Ah, a medbay. Wonderful!

Medbay (use)

• These repair systems are remarkable.
• I'm afraid if I think too hard about how this works, it'll stop working.
• Salveron thinks of everything, don't they?

Wraith trap condition (Hunter)

• I'm through the warp gate!
• That was... somewhat underwhelming.
• Hm. I guess I expected something more dramatic.

Wraith trap condition (Monster)

• It warped! Why won't that gate work for us? Caira might know.
• It's gone.
• That's remarkable! Did you see that?
• It warped away! I blame Abe.
• I really wish I knew how those gates worked.
• Ugh. Teammates.

Nest

Mission start

• Look for eggs! Be sure you don't eat them. I know you people are always eating things.
• If you find one of its eggs, call out! And not, 'Aah!' Try to be specific.
• Happily, the eggs are huge and easy to find. Quite convenient, really.

Attacking egg

• Attacking zygote!
• I found an egg! Although Caira has convinced me that is perhaps not an accurate term.
• One less egg in a moment!
• Firing on an egg!

Egg destroyed

• Done!
• We did it!
• Zygote destroyed!

Defeat

• NORDITA is labeling this area off-limits now, which means we are leaving.
• NORDITA is labeling this area off-limits now, but at least we're alive.
• Too many Monsters, I'm afraid! We can't risk staying here any longer!

Rescue

Mission start

• Remarkable to think anyone could survive a Monster attack. Uh, anyone but us, obviously.
• Fear not, dying humans! You'll soon be home eating and excreting with your fellow relatives.
• Astonished anyone survived this. Constantly surprised at how resilient humans are. And how pungent.
• It isn't safe here for humans. Once again, I recommend that you should all be robots instead.
• Weak humans-I am coming for you all! To help.

Survivor found

• Survivors located!
• Survivor spotted!
• Registering a survivor!
• Downed survivor spotted!

All survivors picked up

• Attention, evacuation shuttle pilot! Pickup for you.
• Your safety is almost secure! Also, our paycheck.
• Humans! Follow me!
• Follow us! You almost certainly won't get eaten! By the Monster! Today.

Transport ready

• That's your transport, survivors! Hurry!
• Get to that ship, and you may get off Shear in one piece!
• This way to the landing zone! Where your chariot awaits!
• Evac is here.

Three survivors remaining

• I'm bringing in the Laurie-Anne, in anticipation of rescuing these last survivors.

Survivor killed

• Listen! The creature’s eating a human! We can track the sound of crunching and slurping!
• We can’t let this happen! We came here to protect these people!
• Excellent! We can track the sound of that human innocent as the creature devours it!

Defend

Mission start

• An endless horde of Monsters and only us between the colonists and certain doom!
• Yes, there's a horde of Monsters coming. But we only have to kill the Alpha!
• Prepare for defensive operations.
• What a delightful change of pace. The Monsters coming to us, rather than the other way around.
• Ah, Shear. Hopefully the last we all see of you. I've had a good time. But this wasn't it.
• Remember when we first came here, and everything seemed so peaceful and amazing?
• One last horde of Monsters, then we all leave, or we're all eaten. I know which one I prefer.
• The last battle-the last stand!
• An entire colony packed into one ship! What could possibly go wrong? Apart from them all dying horribly, obviously.
• In the words of our fearless leader: Let's go get 'em.
• One last desperate attempt to do... whatever we came here for! I've forgotten.

First generator being attacked

• Generators are under attack!
• Warning: Target is attacking generators!
• Generators taking damage!
• Generators are sustaining damage!
• Suggestion: Prevent generators from taking further damage!

First generator destroyed

• Generator failure!
• The Patterson barrier is down!
• Generator down!
• Generator is offline!
• Generator's down, as is its shield.

Second generator being attacked

• The last generator is under attack!
• Preserve the final generator!
• Save the last generator!
• The last generator suffers!
• The creature is assaulting the final generator!

Second generator destroyed

• Last shield is falling!
• We've lost the final generator!
• Final generator down!
• No! The last generator has failed!
• Goodbye, final generator!

Generator low

• Suggestion: Prevent remaining generators from taking further damage.
• Warning! Target is attacking generators!
• The generator says it's failing!
• Warning: Generator is critical.
• Generator nearing shutdown state.
• Generator is nearly destroyed!
• Generator is critically damaged!

Minion spawn

• Here they come.
• They're coming.
• Targets approaching.
• Multiple targets closing in.
• They're on us, now!

Ship being attacked

• It's after the transport! I don't understand, are humans irresistibly tasty?
• It's after the transport!
• It's strong enough to tear that ship apart! Which is interesting, actually.
• We have one chance to save those people! We will not fail them!
• That hull is ionic exchange plasteel! How can it tear it apart like that?
• Its after the transport! Stop it, stop it!

Laurie-Anne (Evacuation)

Orbital Drill Win

• We’re getting support from NORDITA’s drill operator. He’ll be firing the drill at the Monster for us. It could obliterate the Monster instantly, but at that setting it would also punch a hole in Shear’s crust and we’d all die horribly. ‘More horribly than normal’ is the implication, I suppose.

Barracks Win

• You’ll be joined by an EbonStar trooper once you hit the ground. Please do try and keep him alive. Nothing bad happens if you don’t, it just seems polite.

Fusion Plant Win

• You'll notice a passel of ranchers down there, eager to help you fight the monster. Cabot tried to talk them out of it, they're almost as stubborn as he is.

Fusion Plant Lose

• You may have noticed. We lost the Fusion Plant, which means you'll be joined by floating clouds of radioactive gas. That's bad, by the way.